#ShitMyCoworkerSays: April 16 – 21

What the f-ck!

Like bosses, coworkers also say dumb shit. And the more people you work with, the number of dumb words spoken goes up – exponentially.
 
I’m happy to document it all with #ShitMyCoworkerSays and I want to hear your stories, too. Send submissions to officeranter16@gmail.com. Please and thank you.
 
SCENARIO 1
 
Context: On my first day at my new job, myself and the “racist white lady” were invited out to lunch to meet our new department mates. When you meet them, it’s clear that our new work mates are an international bunch. So what does “racist white lady” say the moment she sits down at the table before getting to know anyone?

#ShitMyCoworkerSays: Wow! I’m the most Canadian person at the table.

THE F-CK?!
 
If she didn’t suffer from foot-in-mouth syndrome, she would know that there were three other Canadians sitting at the table with her. One Caucasian, two Asian. Idiot.

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