#ShitMyCoworkerSays: April 24 – 28

Delete! Delete! Delete!

I think I’m really going to enjoy working at my new job because I can bank all of the dumb shit my coworkers say and lay it out for you on Office Ranter. Come to think of it, my new job is a gold mine.
 
UPDATE: If you read my post from last week, I’m happy to announce that another Canadian was hired, although for a different department.
 
Anyway, moving on to this week’s #ShitMyCoworkerSays post. And as always I want to hear your stories and rants. Send submissions to officeranter16@gmail.com. Please and thank you.
 
SCENARIO 1
 
Context: Three days into my new job, I felt I could peg who the micro managers were, regardless of title, by the way they hovered over peers and barked orders like the stick up their butt holes were causing splinters. But there was one colleague who surprised me. Hierarchy-wise, she was on the same level as me. She appeared “normal” and was really easy to talk to. There was one time I asked her where I could find certain documents. She came over to my desk to show me the pathway and she mentioned that she sent me an email with an article that pertained to my current project. I took a look at it, bookmarked the article, then deleted the email. BIG MISTAKE!
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#ShitMyCoworkerSays: April 16 – 21

What the f-ck!

Like bosses, coworkers also say dumb shit. And the more people you work with, the number of dumb words spoken goes up – exponentially.
 
I’m happy to document it all with #ShitMyCoworkerSays and I want to hear your stories, too. Send submissions to officeranter16@gmail.com. Please and thank you.
 
SCENARIO 1
 
Context: On my first day at my new job, myself and the “racist white lady” were invited out to lunch to meet our new department mates. When you meet them, it’s clear that our new work mates are an international bunch. So what does “racist white lady” say the moment she sits down at the table before getting to know anyone?
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